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I married a child

I finally came to the conclusion that divorce is the only way. If I don't divorce that woman, I'm going to lose my mind. My wife is the biggest baby ever. When she's upset, she'll literally cry on the floor. Throwing a fit is her specialty. One time, she got so angry that she took off in the car. She didn't come back for three days. Her phone was off and I had no idea where she went. It turns out that she drove to Detroit just to have fun. It's ok to go on a vacation every once in a while. It's even ok to do it alone but the least you can do is let your family know where you are. I had the police involved in her disappearance because I was so worried. You never know which sicko is lurking around Canada. I don't think she ever matured since she was a kid. I feel like a mother who is dealing with her teenager. I never stop worrying about her and where she goes. Every day is another story. The police knocked on my door one night saying that they had a report that she was smoking weed with her friend in the park. I know we live in Canada where marijuana is legal but do I really need that kind of head ache? I found out that she wasn't smoking but that she was in fact hanging out in the park till eleven like a teenager. GROW UP WOMAN! Or should I say GIRL!

Elliot from Toronto, Canada


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  4. I have no nice clothes thanks to her (Garrett from Barrie)
  5. She would rather watch a movie than waste five grand.  Idiot
    (Brandon from Calgary)
  6. Burned dinner EVERY NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Loyd from Mississauga)
  7. My completely ruined vacation (Lucas from London)
  8. I married a child (Elliot from Toronto)
  9. She can't stop making fun of me (Josh from Montreal)
  10. Dumbest woman in Canada (Stuart from Ottawa)
  11. I'm not allowed to have a stereo system (Warren from Edmonton)
  12. I'm the wife and the husband (Greg from Winnipeg)
  13. Divorce is the only answer (Ralph from Ottawa)
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